The clown loaches in the 6-gallon tank in my kitchen have no idea what’s coming. When I got them more than a year ago for my then-new Fluval Edge fish tank I did not know several things. I did not know that I would hate the fish tank for its ridiculous design. And I did not know that clown loaches live decades and grow to be as much as 11 inches long, which is actually longer than the tank’s short side.  New digs are in the works.

Fluval Edge, in a few short weeks, you will no longer torment me with your impossible to clean idiosyncracies.

Hang in there Spot and Thug. There will soon be much more space for you to torment each other. And if, in fact, you do grow to 11 inches, no problem.